Through all the vampires, ninjas and zombies, I have remained a devoted Pirate Person. I know in real life pirates were (and still are) very bad, violent people, but from my first ride on Pirates of the Caribbean at age 5, Disney has convinced me that being a pirate might be a pretty cool lifestyle.
One of the ways I got to live out my Pirate life was of course to fly to the Caribbean and drink rum. Jamaica has no shortage of rum or rum drinks. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me! Plus, the house wine was Beringer, so switching to rum was kind of a necessity.
RUM BY THE BOTTLE
Sandals carried El Dorado rum. It was served at the bars, it was the bottle in our in-room stocked bar, and it was given away as prizes for all sorts of contests. I even won my own bottle! I won’t tell you what I had to do to win it. What happens in Jamaica stays in Jamaica.
El Dorado tastes like cheap rum. Luckily we were clued in by another guest and started asking for the “top shelf” version….El Dorado 12 Year Rum which was waaaay better. Because Sandals is all-inclusive, you pay the same for the cheap stuff as you do for the top shelf stuff, so why not get the better of the two?
We did our Rum shopping at the duty-free stores at the Montego Bay airport. It was cheaper there than at the resort shop, plus you don’t have to pay that pesky UNREASONABLY HIGH Jamaican sales tax rate of 17.5%.
You can get rum that is more of a souvenir than drinkable:
You can get really expensive fancy rum:
Or you can spring for some Appleton’s like we did. Appleton’s is probably the most iconic Jamaican rum, and is actually available at our corner liquor store (which we didn’t realize until we came back). But it is tasty, and cheaper to buy in Jamaica than here.
NOTE: You are only allowed to bring back 1 litre of alcohol per person back into the US. I suggest if you win a bottle of the cheap stuff, pass it off to some appreciative resort guest who doesn’t have the fully stocked bar, and then buy 2 bottles of something better. ALSO: Once you get back in the country, you will have to go through security again if you have another flight, so if you do buy duty-free at the airport, remember to stash your bottle in your checked luggage that you get back at customs.
Going to a tropical location and not getting a fruity cocktail seems rather counterintuitive. Sure they have about 500 calories each and will rapidly cause you to lose your bikini abs by the end of your vacation, but nothing says “vacation” quite like a colorful drink topped with an umbrella or pineapple slice.
We obviously weren’t thinking about much of anything including watching the bartenders make our drinks so we could steal their secrets and make our own at home, but here’s what we’ve come up with.
This was by far my favorite of all the drinks we tried. We figured out that it was strawberry daiquiri and pina colada topped off with dark rum. The day after we got back from our trip, we immediately bought the supplies and made our own. The transition back to reality is a tough one.
As far as we can tell, it is a Miami Vice with Blue Curacao mixed in. Curacao makes everything cooler.
This was my first drink at the resort, and apparently it is a Sandal’s specialty. It is like a smoothie with rum. I liked it, but I don’t think I had another.
I don’t know what this is, but it was recommended to us by a New Yorker. It was also disguising unless you like the taste of cough syrup. I drank half and then let the nice man take it away.
Sex on the Boat:
This was the specialty cocktail of our catamaran cruise. It tasted a lot like Sex on the Beach but it apparently is a lot smoother. The Rum Runner seemed to be similar in taste.
Margaritaville Rum Smoothie Thing
First off, I will say that if our catamaran cruise didn’t stop at Margaritaville I would NOT have gone. I did not go all the way to Jamaica to go to Margaritaville. That being said, jumping on a giant trampoline in the middle of the bay was pretty cool. Anyway, I don’t remember what this was called, but the rum is Appleton’s, and the drink was tasty. Unfortunately we paid $37 for 2 of them. You best be giving me the souvenir glass for that price. Yikes.
I did not try this, but the guys seemed to give it high marks. It is a glass of Red Stripe with a shot of rum. Sounds yummy. NOT.
Like Irish coffee, but with rum cream instead of Irish cream. Rum cream is also good on the rocks. Or drizzled over the buffet dessert selections.
This is not a rum drink. And it isn’t exactly exotic seeing as how you can probably pick it up at your local 7-11. It is also not the world’s best beer. It is the Budweiser of Jamaica. But for some reason, in Jamaica, it tastes AMAZING. They also have the lite version for those girls (and guys) wanting a break from the 500 calorie rum drinks.
By tomorrow I will hopefully have come to the full realization that the blue Caribbean will not be outside my window when I wake up. I will conclude my Jamaica series with a look at Montego Bay the city, or at least what we saw of it on our brief adventure outside the resort gates. And then I will revert to talking nonstop about my new puppy, Giuseppe who we will get on Friday!